muaji

once upon a time there was a muaji and a tausarpiah, and they were good friends. they were walking along the seaside one day, when they saw a small waterfall. the muaji said, "i want to see what's behind the waterfall!" the tausarpiah told him "don't, you will fall into the sea." the muaji thought about it for a while, then decided to heed the tausarpiah's advice.


so they continued walking. after a while, they saw a bigger waterfall. the muaji said, "i want to see what's behind the waterfall!" the tausarpiah told him "dont, you will fall into the sea." the muaji thought about it for a while, then decided to heed the tausarpiah's advice.


and they continued walking again. after a while, they saw a humongous waterfall. the muaji said, "i want to see what's behind the waterfall!" the tausarpiah told him "don't, you will fall into the sea." the muaji thought about it for a while. and he decided that he should stop being bossed around by the tausarpiah. "i shall walk behind the waterfall," he declared. the tausarpiah said, "but you will fall into the sea!" the muaji ignored the tausarpiah's advice for once, trusting in his superior ability to balance on the rocky ledges. he then walked into the waterfall.


what do you think happened to the muaji?


















he fell into the sea.


ahahaha.




ok next joke. (yes that was a joke. Laugh, am i clear?! Laugh!!)


once upon a time, there was a boy and a girl, and they loved each other very very much. however the only problem was that they were separated physically. the boy was on a desert island; the girl was on another. absence makes the heart grow fonder, and so out of the strong urge he had to express his love for the girl, he decided to write a letter to the girl, pouring his heart all into it.


the letter read, "oh honey bunch. you are the sweetest little tiddly-tums i've ever met. every time i think of ur large sugarplum eyes, my legs go weak with the sheer beauty that i see in my mind's eye. oh you sweet pie! oh you apple of my eye! oh come unto me from the heavens above. (it goes on for a good 46 pages more, so i shall stop here.)"


so after writing the letter, the boy was faced with a dilemna - how should be pass the letter to the girl? the poor boy was so tied up with pouring out his heart that he hadn't figured out a way to let the girl read the innermost secrets of his heart. when he was just about to cry himself to sleep, he had a brainwave - he would use a glass bottle like they always did on tv shows!


so having found himself a bottle (he used plastic this time, because he figured the girl might cut herself on the glass), he carefully folded the 46-page letter/tome and stuffed it into the bottle. as he threw the bottle out to sea, he made the greatest wish of his 16 years of life - that the bottle would come to the girl, and that she would read it, and that she would not cut herself on the plastic.


days passed, weeks passed, and on another desert island there was a girl walking along the shore. yes, it was the very girl that so captured the heart of our lovesick teenage boy protagonist. she was walking along the beach one morning, and she suddenly saw something washed up on the shore. all hot and excited, she ran over to it, hoping with all her heart that finally the boy had thought of sending her a letter.


what do you think the girl found?















she found the muaji.

hahahaha. yes, that was another joke, albeit lame but entertaining.





okayokay my last joke of the day before you all kick me out of this blog.


once upon a time, there was a very beautiful, very exotic butterfly. it had purple and green wings, with red feelers and a yellow abdomen. there were deep dark blue eyes and orange stripes all across its body. sadly, as with all beautiful insects, this one was on the verge of extinction. in fact it was the only butterfly of its kind left.


one day it was majestically flapping its way along a beach, contemplating the beauty of life and the mysteries of the universe. it thought about the many years that had passed, the many caterpillars he had fathered, the many female butterflies he had spent nights with.


and suddenly he died.


why?















it was the mauji's birthday, so the girl was singing "happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you!" she was clapping her hands, and so the butterfly got crushed accidentally. "happy birthday to muaji, happy birthday to you!"




ah-hah. hah. hah. i hope you enjoyed the muaji joke - I LEARNT IT FROM CAP ARHHAHAHHAA. join creative arts programme, it rocks xD


till then, we will ardently await your return. tata, dears.