Say also don't listen
Listen also don't understand
Don't understand also don't ask
Ask also don't do
Do also do wrongly
Do wrongly also don't admit
Admit also don't correct
Correct also not happy
Not happy also don't say
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Sunday, July 08, 2007
We are
We are of the sleepy variety of students
who sleep like sleepy students do
where sleep is as rampant as truancy
when math classes are like cabbages
which stink of old ladies and old farts -
what in the world are old farts and
how are they doing in my cabbage soup?
they fart and say: we're doing fine, thank you! and
then: we like cabbages because they smell like
them old ladies who do math better
than rampant students. they all play truant so well,
that sleeping is the habit of
the sleepy variety of sleepy cabbages that we sleepily are.
who sleep like sleepy students do
where sleep is as rampant as truancy
when math classes are like cabbages
which stink of old ladies and old farts -
what in the world are old farts and
how are they doing in my cabbage soup?
they fart and say: we're doing fine, thank you! and
then: we like cabbages because they smell like
them old ladies who do math better
than rampant students. they all play truant so well,
that sleeping is the habit of
the sleepy variety of sleepy cabbages that we sleepily are.
Nonsensical Thingy
Pick the month you were born:
January —– I kicked
February —– I loved
March —– I smoked
April —– I dry humped
May —– I choked on
June —– I murdered
July —– I did the Macarena with
August —– I had lunch with
September —– I danced with
October —– I sang to
November —– I yelled at
December —– I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1 ——- a birdbath
2 ——- a monster
3 ——- a phone
4 ——- a fork
5 ——- a Mexican
6 ——- a gangster
7 ——- my cell phone
8 ——- my dog
9 ——- my best friend’s boyfriend
10 —— my neighbour
11 ——- my science teacher
12 ——- a banana
13 ——- a fireman
14 ——- a stuffed animal
15 ——- a goat
16 ——- a pickle
17 ——- your mom
18 ——- a spoon
19 ——- myself
20 ——- a baseball bat
21 ——- a ninja
22 —– a model
23 ——- a noodle
24 ——- a squirrel
25 ——- a football player
26 ——- my sister
27 ——- my brother
28 ——- an ipod
29 —— a permanent marker
30 ——- a llama
31 ——- a homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White —— because I’m cool like that.
Black ——- because that’s how I roll.
Pink ——– because I’m NOT a homosexual
Red ——– because the voices told me to do so
Blue ——– because I’m sexy and I do what I want
Green —– because I hate myself.
Purple —– because I’m cool.
Gray ——- because I was drunk.
Yellow —– because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange —- because I hate my family.
Brown —– because I was high.
Other —— because I’m a ninja.
None ——- because I can’t control myself.
Now type out the sentence you made and pass it on!
This thing is quite nonsensical -.-
January —– I kicked
February —– I loved
March —– I smoked
April —– I dry humped
May —– I choked on
June —– I murdered
July —– I did the Macarena with
August —– I had lunch with
September —– I danced with
October —– I sang to
November —– I yelled at
December —– I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1 ——- a birdbath
2 ——- a monster
3 ——- a phone
4 ——- a fork
5 ——- a Mexican
6 ——- a gangster
7 ——- my cell phone
8 ——- my dog
9 ——- my best friend’s boyfriend
10 —— my neighbour
11 ——- my science teacher
12 ——- a banana
13 ——- a fireman
14 ——- a stuffed animal
15 ——- a goat
16 ——- a pickle
17 ——- your mom
18 ——- a spoon
19 ——- myself
20 ——- a baseball bat
21 ——- a ninja
22 —– a model
23 ——- a noodle
24 ——- a squirrel
25 ——- a football player
26 ——- my sister
27 ——- my brother
28 ——- an ipod
29 —— a permanent marker
30 ——- a llama
31 ——- a homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White —— because I’m cool like that.
Black ——- because that’s how I roll.
Pink ——– because I’m NOT a homosexual
Red ——– because the voices told me to do so
Blue ——– because I’m sexy and I do what I want
Green —– because I hate myself.
Purple —– because I’m cool.
Gray ——- because I was drunk.
Yellow —– because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange —- because I hate my family.
Brown —– because I was high.
Other —— because I’m a ninja.
None ——- because I can’t control myself.
Now type out the sentence you made and pass it on!
This thing is quite nonsensical -.-
Saturday, July 07, 2007
92
wahah i start spamming blog posts. beware!
heard you guys are having a games day or something today. are you all gonna play the bollywoodgame?!
i'm supposed to join hadi and you guys for lunch today. but my debt to the sleep gods is unforgivable so i just woke up. yawn.
heard you guys are having a games day or something today. are you all gonna play the bollywoodgame?!
i'm supposed to join hadi and you guys for lunch today. but my debt to the sleep gods is unforgivable so i just woke up. yawn.
Sunday, July 01, 2007
stop me from spamming this place
you know you want to stamp out my smug spammer smile. therefore post!
i give you a new game my sister invented! its called the [to be politically correct it's now called] THE BOLLYVOOD GAME!
1. two people stand on either sides of a tree. make sure the tree is thick enough so they can't see each other.
2. play scissors-paper-stone - the winner starts first.
3. someone at the side claps and sings muneru vaaliba
4. for every clap (clap slowly!), the two players have to put their heads out from behind the tree trunk. there are six positions you can choose - top left, middle left, bottom left, and top right, middle right and bottom right.
5. aim of game: for every odd-number clap (ie, 1st, 3rd, 5th clap etc) the scissorspaperstone winner needs to avoid seeing the other player eye to eye (ie, without putting his head in the same spot as the other person), the penalty being losing. similarly, for every even-number clap, the other person has to avoid seeing the first person eye to eye.
6. once the two people see eye to eye, the game ends. determining who wins and who loses depends on point no. 5 (see above)
SO THERE! can get dean and mathan to play it at pop XP
i give you a new game my sister invented! its called the [to be politically correct it's now called] THE BOLLYVOOD GAME!
1. two people stand on either sides of a tree. make sure the tree is thick enough so they can't see each other.
2. play scissors-paper-stone - the winner starts first.
3. someone at the side claps and sings muneru vaaliba
4. for every clap (clap slowly!), the two players have to put their heads out from behind the tree trunk. there are six positions you can choose - top left, middle left, bottom left, and top right, middle right and bottom right.
5. aim of game: for every odd-number clap (ie, 1st, 3rd, 5th clap etc) the scissorspaperstone winner needs to avoid seeing the other player eye to eye (ie, without putting his head in the same spot as the other person), the penalty being losing. similarly, for every even-number clap, the other person has to avoid seeing the first person eye to eye.
6. once the two people see eye to eye, the game ends. determining who wins and who loses depends on point no. 5 (see above)
SO THERE! can get dean and mathan to play it at pop XP
err.... tankew.
wahaha. this is in tribute to the 7-11guy at rjc! whats his name again... philip i think! i would think ri guys know him - hoards of sec 1s bombard the place to buy cup noodles .-.
"err... *looks at you suddenly, after having scrutinized his palm for what must be the 200th time that day* tankew. have a nice day. *megawatt smile*"
WAHHAHHAA. i'm mean, yes. but i do think the guy is slightly autistic though.
yay surya posts! HADI YOU PROMISED TO POST.
"err... *looks at you suddenly, after having scrutinized his palm for what must be the 200th time that day* tankew. have a nice day. *megawatt smile*"
WAHHAHHAA. i'm mean, yes. but i do think the guy is slightly autistic though.
yay surya posts! HADI YOU PROMISED TO POST.
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